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March 19, 2007

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St. Angelina

God, doesn't Angelina Jolie just make us all seem like losers. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous and going out with Brad Pitt, but she's just adopted another child. The 31-year-old actress flew to Ho Chi Minh City, where she adopted 3-year-old boy Pax Thien. He is named after the Latin for peace and Vietnamese word for heaven.

The film star added she would stay at home to help the boy, who speaks no English, settle into his new life.

Jolie already has her hands and her home full with 5-year-old Maddox, who was adopted from Cambodia. She also has two daughters: Zahara, 2, who was adopted from Ethiopia, and 9-month-old, Shiloh, who was born to Jolie and Pitt in May.

Jolie also apologized for bringing her new son into the media circus that is her life. "I want to say sorry for bringing this into Pax's life," Jolie told Ho Chi Minh City newspaper Phap Luat.

"We have to learn to adapt to each other and study each other's languages," Jolie also told the newspaper.

"I have four children, and caring for them is the most important thing for me now,."

Well, it sounds like she'll be taking a break from acting for a while. I wonder how Jennifer Aniston feels about all this. I also wonder if she just feels empty inside because her mom died and she refuses to talk to her father Jon Voight. Not that I feel it's my place to comment on estrangement from one's father since I have that with own, but I hope she's stable emotionally to parent four kids. I think that's a lot for anyone to handle, let alone a woman who's stalked by paparazzi 24/7.

March 16, 2007

Would you pay $45,000 for this?

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Marc Jacobs designs for Louis Vuitton and I think this may have been his last creation before entering rehab. Well this explains everything. This is the ugliest, most tragic handbag I've ever seen. Usually, Louis Vuitton bags take my breath away, but this monstrosity looks like something you'd see on QVC. Sadly enough, the purse costs $45,000! Only 24 or so of them were allegedly made and they're already sold. Thank God there won't be too many of them out there fugly-ing up the world. Forget about global warming and the war and terrorism. We must immediately conceive a plan on how to destroy this mutated fashion disaster.

March 05, 2007

Remember when she wore this shirt a few years ago? Now she's writing 666 on her head!

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Move over Satan, Britney's taking over...

Britney Spears is doing everything she can to ensure that authorities won't give her custody of her kids.

Check out this article I found on the web:

Staff at the Promises clinic, where Britney Spears checked herself into last month, has been put on a 'suicide watch', after the singer reportedly tried to hang herself with a bed sheet.

Britney had friends and family worried sick when paramedics were rushed to the clinic recently, and now a friend has revealed that medics were called because she tried to commit suicide. Just before she tried to hang herself, the pal said, Britney wrote 666 on her shaved head, and ran around the clinic screaming "I am the Antichrist!"

"She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, 'I am the Antichrist!' The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, 'I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening," the News of the World quoted the pal, as saying.

"Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt," the pal added.

A source at the clinic also revealed to the paper that Britney had realised what a 'rock' her estranged hubby was, and that she not only wanted them to get back together, but also to have another baby. "She just wants to be with him again," the source said