Dontcha just hate when an ex decides to kiss and tell? I actually feel bad for Britney. She has a fling with fugly model Isaac Cohen and now he's dishing dirt to any gossip columnist who'll listen.

"I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance," Cohen says. "It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone."

Cohen then went on to say how he felt like K-Fed was in a threesome with them. "It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box," Cohen says. " As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

Made love? Puh-leeeeze, spare us any more of your publicity stunt Isaac.