Every time I catch The 40-year Old Virgin on HBO, I have to immediately drop everything I'm doing and watch this show. One of my favorite parts is when Jane Lynch's character Paula talks about the "beautiful old Guatemalan love song" sung her gardener Javier used to sing to her. While I'm far from being bilingual in Spanish, I knew from the first time I had heard the song none of the words mentioned anything about love. Here's the actual translation:

"When you clean my room / I can't find anything / Where are you going in such a hurry? / To the football game?"

God I love this film!!