Kevin Federline [FedEx] recently whined to Salon about his failing recording career.

"They saw this street kid. The world doesn't want that for Britney Spears. That's their queen," he told Salon. "They don't want some dude that looks like a hoodlum ... They want her to be with the all-American boy."

The interviewer then asks FedEx, "Would it have been easier if you weren't famous?"

He says: "Probably. I think it definitely could've been. If people didn't know who I was, a couple of the records that I've thrown out would've probably blown up huge by now. It would've just come out of nowhere -- people wouldn't know what to expect."
YEAH, RIGHT MR. K-FED. WITHOUT BRITNEY, YOUR CD WOULD'VE NEVER EVEN GOT HEARD!! YOU KNOW HOW MANY RAPPERS ARE POUDING THE PAVEMENT, TRYING TO GET THEIR MUSIC HEARD????

Later in the interview, Federline actually has the nerve to refer to the watch he's wearing as his "baby." I guess that's why he can't pay attention to the 4 actual babies he has.

[on the watch] "That's my baby. Whenever I made some money that's the first thing I went and bought."
How about blowing that cash on some formula and diapers?

And then, Federline puts the final nail in his career coffin when blabs on about his shoe fetish.

"I have my fetishes like everybody else does. My shoes -- my kick game is ridiculous.

[I have] probably like 80 to 100 pairs. My watch game is ridiculous -- just jewelry in general. It's an investment. I bought this [points to his watch], and it's already gone up in value. All the jewelry I'm wearing has already gone up in value.

Is he planning on selling it?

"Hell no. I ain't getting rid of it. I'm going to go out and get some more."

Well he better hope his CD, Playing With Fire, sells more than the 6,000 copies it already did. Something tells me he's going to be pawning his watches, ebaying his shoes and starring in a porno.