ANDROCK SPLITS!! (no....ohhhhhh)

Only God knows why Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson didn't make it past the four month marriage mark. Buy hey, in Hollywood years, that's like five years.

Rock, 35, and Anderson, 39, got engaged in 2002 and broke up in 2003. They should've just stayed apart, but these crazy bumpkins went back in the ring Jerry Springer-style for a second round.

They were wed in late July near St. Tropez, France, and again at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, Calif.. On Aug. 3. they tied the knot a third time in an Aug. 17 ceremony in Nashville, Tenn.

Earlier this month, Anderson's spokesman, Tracy Nguyen, confirmed that Anderson recently suffered a miscarriage. The pregnancy was not believed to be far along.

Anderson has two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8, from her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee. Rock has a 10-year-old son as well.

Here's the top 5 reasons this union couldn't last:
1. They never made a sex tape.
2. They're both blonde.
3. Their wedding toast was with Coronas.
4. The bride worse a white bikini and captain's hat, the groom wore Jim Beam and Coke.
5. He's not Tommy Lee.