It has been too long since my last blog entry. People have been asking me if went into the witness protection program. Nope, not this week. I am back from a much needed vacation. I was able to spend seven days pursing my lifelong dream of doing absolutely nothing. While I was resting, I caught Nacho Libre on opening night. It's a wonderful underdog story set in a Mexican orphanage. While it was written and directed by the creators of Napoleon Dynamite, don't go into the theater expecting a carbon copy of their previous work. Nacho Libre is unlike anything I've ever seen before. There is plenty of quotable dialogue from this movie that will likely end up on a T-shirt near you soon.

Here are some of my favorite lines:

Nacho: "I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast?"

Nacho: "Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room... It's for fun. "

Nacho: "I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, To wipe my... tears."