On the birth of Suri:
"I don't think this kid's going to be able to walk until they're about 15! Feet aren't going to touch the ground!"

On choosing the name "Suri":
``Friends of ours gave us a book, and we just opened it and instantly came up with a name.''

On the education of pregnancy--since he's an expert:
"We have been doing seminars so that everybody in the family understands what Kate's going through and for Kate to understand it. We have also been studying what happens after the birth and how to take care of the baby."
(NOTE: In this quote, he's referring to his robo-fiancee as "Kate." I guess it's supposed to make her seem more grown up or something).

On the delivery:
''She does what she's gotta do,'' he explains, addressing speculation that such a practice would somehow muffle Holmes completely and deny her pain medication. ``If she needs medicine, she needs medicine.''

On the birth of their baby:
"It feels a little unreal.''

On baby Suri's religion:
Asked whether their baby would be given a Catholic baptism, Cruise said, "No," then added: "I mean you can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist. But we're just Scientologists."
"Katie, too," he replied.
(NOTE: Katie was Roman Catholic before she met Cruise).