Since a plurality of Republican voters don't prefer any of the GOP presidential candidates, this new Massachusetts law should really come in handy.

Also, speaking of dog-abusing assholes (see my previous blog entry), it appears Mitt Romney's campaign staff are using fake police badges to intimidate the press. Nice!

Now that Jimmy Breslin, possibly the greatest newspaper columnist working today, has come out for impeachment, can the Democrats please stop saying its "off the table?"

The YouTube debate: Useless. The big loser was, sadly, Mike Gravel, who harped on not getting enough speaking time about three too many times, and came off looking like a whiny bitch. Also, Bill Richardson, as in previous debates, looked lost and confused, as if he'd just wandered in off the street and wasn't quite sure what was going on. Winners, Hillary and Obama. Those two will likely pull further ahead from the pack, assuming these debates have any effect on how people vote.

And finally, how cool is it that real life has turned into Terminator? I mean, they even call our new drones "hunter-killers"? Jesus.