1) Goodling. She was promised immunity as long as she told the truth. A vicious effort to make sure that every "I don't recall" can be accounted for should now begin, and she should be held accountable if it can be proven that she was lying at any one of the umpteen million times she said "I don't recall" when testifying before Congress today. Of course, given the goddamned jackals that pass for Democrats in the Congress, this will never happen.

2) Bush declassifies intelligence that Osama wanted to form an Iraq in al-Qaeda in 2005. Um ... doesn't this just prove that the Iraq War has created terrorism, rather than fight it? Nice going, George. Good effort. Now, why in the name of all that is decent is this assertion about Osama being played up like some sort of magnificent trump card that Bush has cast at a suddenly mewling, terror-cowed public? This is nothing. This is worse than nothing, it confirms everything the president's critics have said all along. God damn it, I feel like Will Farrell in Zoolander when he points out that all of Ben Stiller's looks are the same. Doesn't anyone else see the obvious? How the hell can I be the only one?

I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!