The Rev. Jerry Falwell arrived at Lynchburg General Hospital today around noon after being found unresponsive in his office.

Given that I loathe just about everything this guy stands for, and given his current position, which may involve anything up to and including death, I'll refrain from further comment.

In other breaking news, the White House has announced that "nothing is off the table" when it comes to World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz. Given that this phrase has formerly been used by this administration to offer the possibility of nuking Iran, we can assume that Wolfowitz may be fired in the next couple days — especially given the recent memo that was leaked to the press, in which Wolfowitz said of his detractors at the bank, "If they fuck with me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too." Nice.

More on both these things throughout the day, I'm sure.