Only In Florida...
...can news of a diaper-wearing, pepper-spray-wielding astronaut attempting to kidnap and possibly murder a rival in a love triangle get bumped by the Hendrix-style death of a D-list celebrity. God I love this state.
By the way, now that it's been reported that the drug collection in Anna Nicole's hotel room apparently looked like something out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, how soon until we can stop mincing words and just come out and say she offed herself with drugs? The only question is whether or not it was intentional. And that question of motive will never be answered, barring the appearance of a suicide note. After matching looks, appearance and even, at times, career with Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole's death even leaves us with the same questions.
Anna in her more-Marilynesque days
And, sure, it's sad and all, but have you heard that 33 U.S. soldiers have been killed so far in Iraq in February? No? Huh. Funny that.