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Styles P busts a napkin in some fool's ass

Remember when rappers used to shoot at each other?

Read it and weep:

"Yonkers, New York rapper Styles P sustained a broken leg as the result of a road rage incident in Greenburgh, New York last Saturday (Dec. 23). According to police, the rapper was driving his 2003 Mercedes-Benz on Saw Mill River Road, when he was cut off by a truck. Police allege Styles P., born David Styles, then cut off the truck, got out of his vehicle and threw napkins at the window of the other driver, 50-year-old John Henson. As the rapper got back in his vehicle, Henson rammed the rapper, breaking his left leg."


Wow. Just ... wow. Hey, Styles, lemme drop some knowledge. I got a verse for your next cut.

Cruisin down the street at the wheel of my Benz
When some mothertrucker cut me off and then
I lost my shit, cold hit the gas
Pulled to the side to beat some ass

Truck pulled up and the tires squealed
I lobbed some napkins at his windshield
Bitch threw the clutch, wasn't just talk
knocked me down, busted my walk

It's a platinum record! Somebody get ahold of Timbaland. I want Mosley on production or no one!


Christ ... Tupac and Biggie are spinning in their graves.

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Styles P, keepin' it unreal


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