This is it! Man the torpedoes!! We are under attack!!!
What fools we've been -- sharks, giant squid, killer whales... we've been so obsessed with the giant teeth and beaks of certain sea creatures that we missed the peril in our midst. First they came for Steve Irwin -- so that we would have no one to defend us. I have had my own close encounter with a sting ray. It was back in the summer of 1990. I was snorkeling in the bay of Catalina Island, off the coast of California, and I luckily dodged one that headed straight for me down a narrow channel between two rock formations. Perhaps ... if only I hadn't been so blessed, thousands could have been saved. For now, just hours ago, according to a story that just dropped on the Miami Herald's web site, a sting ray actually LEAPED FROM THE WATER AND STABBED A BOATER IN THE CHEST.
STINGRAYS! The black-cloaked agents of evil!

STINGRAYS! The soft-underbellied faces of death!

STINGRAYS! The sand-hidden harbingers of doom!

STINGRAYS! The ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?! Get the hell out of the water!
But no ... it's too late for those poor devils. They're already dead. They just don't know it yet.

Comments
Here's how you deal with the gators:
http://forthurricane.blogspot.com
I don't know if stingrays are worth eating.
Posted by: Jake Smith | October 24, 2006 9:01 PM